I'm wearing a pair of old joggers, a tight long sleeve, and a new zip-up. "Think the tag might still be on here." She says while looking down at her boob.

If you're a single, dating mama and you're reading this, please know I see you; and you're doing a fantastic job. Really wish they taught a class on this path of life in high school, but thank God they offered algebra.

Google defines dumped as: to deposit or dispose of (garbage, waste, or unwanted material), typically in a careless or hurried way. Synonyms: throw out, discard, scrap, cast aside, ditch. I'm laughing out loud at the accuracy of this definition. But 5 days ago the mood was anything but funny. I'd like to give you 5 steps on how to navigate through being disposed of.

Google defines online dating as: the practice of searching for a romantic or sexual partner on the internet; typically via a dedicated website. Yes, my dream about bumping into a tall, dark, and handsome fellow at the Whole Foods isn't quite coming true. So I put myself back on the internet a few weeks ago. Hear my inner monologue as I look at the faces of single men.

Carefully sipping on my latte, I can feel all 10 toes are quite cozy. As I stare off to my right, I'm watching the snow outside slowly clothe the naked trees. And I'm smiling thinking about a dream I had. It was one of those dreams you tell yourself you will remember in the morning. I met a boy. But he was anything but boyish.